How to Play
Take one hit off your beverage each time the following happens in one of BBT's films. *NOTE*
We here at
BillyBobapalooza
do not condone underage drinking or drinking and driving.
In fact, we ourselves don't drink! If you can't drink alcohol responsibly, stick to
Coca-Cola®.
Someone gets kicked in the head (or forced to eat a prosthetic foot).
Someone says "That's fucked up." (take two sips if it's said by BBT
Hisfineself).
You can actually see one of his tattoos.
Billy Bob's pants are unzipped (double sip if they're actually taken down--this happens a lot in his films).
BBT flashes a full-on Global Killer (reminder: that's his smile).
BBT's character appears sporting a serious fashion mistake.
BBT's character appears with a classic board game as a prop (Big Daddy would call it a "Milton Bradley Moment").
BBT appears playing a character with several first names or a character with the initial J. in his name (take extra sip if
the name is Jack); half sips are awarded if anyone plays a character named Karl in one of his films.
Any character spits or chews gum (spit out your drink, of course).
Someone in a red shirt gets killed (oh wait--that's a Star Trek drinking game--sorry!).
Jim Metzler, Brent Briscoe, or Natalie Canerday appear in the film.
If Big Daddy shows up in the background as an extra, swig the whole damn bottle of your libation of choice.
BBT eats food straight off the point of a very sharp pocket knife.
BBT dies on top of a pile of old tires or gets shot by Bill Paxton.
BBT gets turned into a zombie (and no, this is NOT limited to just the one film with the biker chicks).
BBT is depicting draining the python (you may wish to take a bathroom break from this game at this time).
BBT is seen failing to repair a car.
BBT
aardvarks with anyone.
Bonus round: if watching Hisfineself on a talk show, and the host makes him tell that story about creating Karl by making faces into a mirror one more time, throw the bottle at the talk show host.
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